I like using "I can't believe it's not butter" because sometimes, when I'm having toast, I like to feel incredulous.
Aside from being an incredulous human being I am also a Muslim and I'm very passionate about my religion. (Alhamdulilah) And this is my blog that I use to help me procrastinate on things that I really should be doing.
"Dhikr is to the heart as water is to a fish; see what happens to a fish when it is taken out water"- Ibn Taymiyyah